1990 volvo 240 ( Tons of new parts included)

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Up for sale is a 1990 Volvo 240DL named Jerry. If you are reading this then it is your lucky day. Fate has crossed your path with that path of my faithful friend Jerry. Jerry has lived a life and has a lot more living to do. He currently has, near or makes no difference, 210,000 barely broken in miles on him. Now, I know what you're saying. "That's an ugly car", "It looks like it's slow", " I bet it has some problems", and to that I say, "you're right." Jerry isn't a natural beauty, Jerry had about 112hp when he was new, and yeah, he has problems, but who here doesn't drink too much or pop too many happy pills. People, don't be so vain. Look past Jerry's seasoned outer layer, and get to know him on the inside, the clean blue cloth inside.Here's what Jerry will not do. He will not keep you cool on a hot day, no a/c. He will not float like a Bentley over potholes, his shocks are a little worn (turn that frown upside down, I include four new Bilstein touring shocks in the sale). He will not bump a subwoofer down the road, he's way too dignified for that and lets be serious subs are for losers.Here's what Jerry will do. He'll get you safely from point A to B every time all the time. If a texting while driving BMW driver runs a red light, Jerry will lay down his boxy life for you and make sure you walk away in one piece. He will educate you on the dying skill of "do it yourself mechanics" because from time to time people, Jerry will ask you to put your phone down, crack open his shop manual (included in the sale) and perform a little preventive maintenance. Stop scowling, you could use the fresh air dummy.Now people, I could go on forever about my friend Jerry. How he's the Golden Retriever of the car world, how he helps hipsters and hipsterettes get girls and boys and vice versa, or how he's essentially the second coming of Jesus in a frame of solid Swedish Steel. But people, I won't waste anymore of your time. Open your hearts and wallets and give my friend Jerry and new loving home.Please feel free to ask me any questions.Thanks for looking.