HMMWV M998A1 Hummer H1 Only 35 Miles since factory refresh! Highway title!

DID YOU EVER WANT TO BE AWESOME AND OWN A MILITARY HUMMER?
Are you afraid of being immobilized after a nuke and nobody can drive?!
YOU CAN BE NUKE-PROOF AND AWESOME WITH THIS FANCY NEW HUMMER!! (Seriously though - you would be able to)
This piece of Freedom really is bomb-resistant and reliable with new LED headlights, keyed ignition, brand new batteries, brand new tires, a whole lot of cleaning/polishing/TLC.
I purchased this M998A1 from a gov auction about 6 months ago. This hummer has only 35 miles since it was 'factory-refreshed'. AM General went over every nut/bolt/gasket and made sure everything was combat ready and completely serviceable. I still went through and worked out a number of things that were bothering me. I also had this looked over by an active duty Army hummer mechanic and he gave it not only a clean bill of health but was impressed with the condition.
This hummer IS the ultimate 4x4 vehicle. You can literally climb mountainsides or push/pull those naysayers off your roads while BBQing bacon off the back of this patriotic piece of American Freedom. This hummer can be configured in literally hundreds of ways to achieve whatever the mission may be - trail riding, rock-climb, a grocery-getter for some frozen freedom-fries, car show head-turner or ultimate urban survival/bugout vehicle.
The highway title is clear, open and ready to go. While wearing some American Flag parachute pants, you can register this vehicle anywhere in the US and be awesome where ever you may live.
Happy bidding. Questions are welcome.
*pew-stick not included*
Actual VIN is 155177