1970 Ford Torino 5.0L 302 V8 Runs & Drives, Needs Work, One Of A Kind w/ Teeth!!

Yes those are teeth on the front and no I did not put them there. Consider this a rescue from a broken home and it needs someone very special to adopt it. What we have here is a 1970 Ford Torino that looks as if it was run off the set of the original Deathrace 2000. Now this could be restored (there is a lot of rust in the normal places and then some more in the not-so-normal places and then there are places you'd expect rust and its not there). used for parts or make the most awesome demo-derby masher though I do not condone this as the car is a classic and should be saved. I know very little about it other than it runs and drives and will frighten away most anyone that gets near it. Supposedly the lights work and give it a menacing look at night. nbsp;it scares me enough during the day and there is no way I will get into Christine after dark. The interior looks as if Cheech and Chong smoked a foot long doobie and then cut up some carpet. Interior is horrible though the floorboards seem mostly intact except for one section by the driver seat (pictured). From a 1000 feet this car looks good. close in at about 100 feet and it still looks like a fine specimen of American iron. at 50 feet you can see a five year old was given some Bondo and told to "have at it kid". at 30 feet a bumper crop of rust comes into view. 20 feet and you start wondering when you had your last tetanus shot and at 10 feet those teeth keep you from getting any closer. On the plus side all 4 original hubcaps and beauty rings are still there! Hood is altered to have pins to hold down the bonnet that hides that massive 302 V8 2bbl (though I think I remember it having a 4bbl now) lurking underneath. Windshield is cracked. If you are still reading Bravo! as this may just be the car for you. Odometer says 25K miles but that could be 125K. 225K. 325k. who knows as the title says "exempt" for mileage. I will offer it at NO RESERVE and let the web decide her fate. Please feel free to email me about anything not covered as I am sure I have left many things out (probably on purpose. just kidding. maybe) and I will be glad to help out in any way. I can also help in shipping this beast and if you within a reasonable distance may even consider loading T-Wrecks onto my trailer and delivering it to you (for a fee of course). One final thing of note is that yes it has a title! Bad thing is the owner(s) before me should have stuck to coloring books as they have screwed up the title in everyway possible by signing in the wrong places. adding things that shouldn't be added. crossing out items and generally making this title a case study in Moron. Probably nothing a few affidavit of correction forms can't solve but consider yourself warned! Thanks for looking and I really do hope this car finds the love it needs.