Unique Rat Rod, chevy 454 engine, one of a kind to say the least! Frankenstein

Here is undoubtedly the most unique Rat Rod ever made.....This thing is dubbed Frankenstein (even in the vehicles title!). Please read the whole ad.
Not sure i can describe this thing to the fullest potential so be sure to look at the photo's closely. there are so many custom touches.
Body: On the very front of this beast is Frankenstein himself, i'm not sure what the front/fenders are, the front bumper is a large piece of steel, nor do i know what the cab is but it does have suicide doors and all 4 open (but the left rear door needs the door handle repaired). The bed is a 90's dodge that has been shortened and "stitched together". the tail gate has frankenstein on it aswell, the rear bumper is tubular steel with some big nuts on the bottom. the cab has only a windshield, it does not have door glass or a back door. all of the tires hold air.
Interior: not much to say here, there are 2 seats with seat belts, odometer shows under 400 miles. ignition should be replaced, currently a flathead screwdriver does "key duty".
drivetrain/mechanical: The engine runs, and the transmission moved it forwards/backwards. I've never attempted to drive it, the steering needs repaired (see the photos), where the steering column matches up to the steering box was getting stuck on the firewal and damaged the rubber disc that connects them, cutting the firewall a bit larger and replacing the rubber disc should rectify the steering issue. brakes work. This has a Chevy 454 in it, which has headers, otherwise it appears to be pretty well stock. the transmission is assumably a th400 or similar. the exhaust is double straight pipes into 2 cherry bombs and then into the 8 seperate pipes behind the cab with 8 flame flappers. one of the pipes is pulled away from the pipe as shown, should be very simple to fix. also worth noting: a couple months back our "monsoon season" began, i didn't have the engine covered (i'm an idiot apparently), i went out and checked the oil after the first big storm after i thought about it, and it had a milkshake in it. i did an oil change. i Assume said milkshake was due to the monsoon, but i suppose it could have been a blown headgasket aswell, i don't want to guarantee against that. HOWEVER the oil filter's oil was CLEAN, only the oil in the pan had water in it.
I do not have any shipping connections, my only suggestion would be uship, if you are in the valley i can assist with getting it towed to you for a fee. Frankenstein should be considered a "nonrunner" for shipping purposes. regarding payment, i'm only accepting cash in person or wire transfer. storage is free for the first 2 weeks, after that it can sit here as long as you need it to but storage will be $80/mo. It has a clean/clear AZ title, it is titled as a 2001 Spcon Frkns 1/2ton pickup.
This description was better....but after spending over an hour writing a very long and detailed description, i hit backspace to delete part of a sentence and the browser went BACK.....and DELETED THE WHOLE AD. SO! if you have any questions, Please feel free to ask! I will respond quickly.

On Dec-04-16 at 12:08:08 PST, seller added the following information:

I was asked for some more photo's of various details, here you go:

On Dec-07-16 at 08:27:17 PST, seller added the following information:

i've had several questions about the vehicles length/width/weight and questions about the wheels. see photo's below for wheels. the truck is approx. 84-85" wide, and about 228" long, i have no clue on the weight, probably around 4k lb? thats purely a guess.