1960 Chevrolet Apache C10 Longbed Stepside Pickup - ALL ORIGINAL & COMPLETE

Now here's a real truck...none of that pussy shit you see nowadays. Plastic was a luxury in 1960 so everything's made from things long forgotten today....steel, weat, hewing tobacco, un powder and dead dinosaurs.

That's right this Nebraska barn find is as complete and unmolested as kid who had something better to do the night Michael Jackson asked him to sleep over.

I know what you're wondering: how safe is it? There are only two things that will keep you safe in this, hose expired condoms in your wallet and the safety switch on the gun in the rear window rack because seat belts weren't even an option when this baby came out and she's certainly not getting them installed so don't even ask if your flesh trophies can have a ride unless you accept that they can easily be thrown from this majesty of metal if they touch the wrong handle on the door (or they talk).

No tree hugging hippie shit here because to move this beast you need both feet on the floor and both hands on the wheel pulling this vessel of men in the direction you need to go. Hell, irates would rather steer a wooden ship than to mess with this thing in traffic.

Air conditioning? There is absolutely a dial that says "AIR" but literally interpreted means that you are offered the same options as Jesus and John Wayne, hat's right just flip that switch and you will be handed some outside air that's passed over 283 cubic inches of piss and vinegar and, hen first opening said vent, healthy dose of trail dust reminiscent of an Arizona dust storm because the makers of this fine piece of machinery were men who rode the trails and not each other and thought hot dust was just another one of the food groups.

This rolling fortress of sheet metal has an AM radio and the only power-anything is the power coming from under the hood. That's right, here will be no Justin Bieber being played in this sanctuary of steel, nd if you own white Oakley's, ffliction t-shirts, r those cheesy stitched-pocket jeans you should probably not get in this man wagon because you will be ridiculed relentlessly and probably left on the side of some dirt road in the country where a local farmer might find you and make you squeal like a pig.

However, f you have BALLS OF STEEL and feel that adverse weather is merely an excuse to do stupid stuff, augh at danger, nd tempt fate, onsider the Prius an abominable affront to the Gods of displacement, orque, nd All Mighty Internal Combustion or uttered the words, Hold my beer and watch this ..." then step aboard but most likely there will be no room as your mom, irlfriend and sister will have beat you to it.

No sir, hen this baby pulls up in the driveway the only questions one has to ask are, just how pregnant do I want to get?" and/or "do I have enough money for bail?".

SPECIFICS:

Originally purchased to hot rod and slam but after inspecting thoroughly I decided against tarnishing this pristine-condition specimen.

Purchased from the second owner, his truck sat in a barn in Nebraska for the past 30 years and appears to have been frozen in time. Prior to my purchase it was last titled in 1984. I literally loaded it on the trailer and using an external fuel source it started and ran perfectly.

I have performed only the following:

- Removed camper (which comes with the truck)

- Washed and buffed the exterior

- Changed oil and filter

- New fuel tank, uel pump and fuel sending unit

- Rebuilt carburetor

- New brake master cylinder

- New bias ply tires

- Flushed all fluids

- Replaced rear brake hose due to cracking

- Installed dual glass pack straight back exhaust (orig. exhaust included)

Since getting running I have put close to 900 miles on and it drives like a dream and everything works right down to the cigarette lighter!

I don't think you will find a more perfect candidate for an all original restoration.